Thank you to all of the hard working truth seekers! Spread this one, please! It took a heck of a lot of work. We must force our friends and family to take a real look at Flat Earth…. A message to the TROLLS: There is still time to turn away from those you serve. Why sell out the people of earth for a few pieces of silver? Seek Yahweh, and repent. You are worthy of Yahweh’s grace and truth. The gnashing of teeth is at the door. Turn away from them and you will find peace. Praise Yahweh, in the name of Yahshua!!!!

LYRICS:

They see me revolving on their TV
I know they’re all thinkin’ I’m so ROUND and CURVY

Think I’m just too ROUND and CURVY
Think I’m just too ROUND and CURVY

Can’t ya see I’m a little NASA NERDY?
Look at me, I’m NASA NERDY…
I wanna float above… the thermosphere
But so far gravity… has got me stuck here

Think I’m just too ROUND and CURVY
Think I’m just too ROUND and CURVY

I’m just too NASA NERDY
Really, really NASA NERDY

First in my class at Space Camp elite
Landed my module, first try, with ease
Buzz Aldrin cereal? … yes please
Keep your Flat Earth, I’ll take Blue Marble, chief

My curves never spin? … to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite Rotationary

All my light sabers are scary
Bill Nye’s up in my library
My GoPro footage is all totally pimped out
Got people begging for my round spaces
Yo, I seen curves over long places
Ain’t got no binocs, but I still solve cases
I outrank all of the planets in endless ways
Love NASA’s orbit, I could watch for days
Look at their sweet moves, you’ll stay amazed
Traversing space so fast, set the place ablaze
No inch of the cosmos I haven’t run
At gravity, well, I’m number one
I do eclipses just for fun
I got lots of curves, and a molten GUN

“Close Encounters” is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt at space con
I’ll interrogate any alien you bring on
I’m fluent in Star charts as well as evoluti-ON
This is the part I read from

They see me revolving in the movies
I know in my heart they think I’m ROUND and CURVY
Think I’m just too ROUND and CURVY
Think I’m just too ROUND and CURVY

Can’t ya see I’m NASA Nerdy?
Look at me, I’m NASA Nerdy!

Wanna be motionless like the FLAT EARTH
All this spinning’s showin’ off my pear girth!
Think I’m just too ROUND AND CURVY
Think I’m just too ROUND AND CURVY

I’m just too NASA Nerdy
How’d I get so NASA Nerdy?

I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
GLOBEBUSTERS, you know I tune in
Tin Foil opinions… I must deconstruct them
Freeze-dried ice cream never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on rare NASA media
I regurgitate Wikipedia
I memorized the books really hard
I can recite it right now and conjure DARK MATTER

Psuedo Science is not a prank, ya’ll
When my friends need some guidance, who do they call?
I do a star BLESSINGS for them all
Even made a Facebook for my dog
Yo, I got myself a jet pack
Got it off Craigslist, that’s a fact
Spend my nights with a phaser, like that
ZAP ZAP, hope no one sees ME… gettin’ Trekky

I’m curvy in the extreme, spinnin’ a thousand plus at the seam

He was in the Big Bang, primordial soup and even a space beam
Only question.. I thought was a big deal
Was, do I like BILL or do I like NEIL?
These men of science they’re my gods
Spewing theories like alien pods!

They see me Revolvin’ … they laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so ROUND and CURVY

Just because I’m NASA NERDY
Just because I’m NASA NERDY
All because I’m BLUE and CURVY
Holy cow, I’m BLUE and CURVY

I wanna float with the planets
But oh well, I can’t get passed the Firmament Think I’m just too ROUND and CURVY
Think I’m just too ROUND and CURVY

I’m just too NASA NERDY
Look at me, I’m NASA NERDY…

Yeah, Mic DROP, …. That’s GRAVITY!